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Friday, June 10, 2011

INDIA: Homeward Bound!

Vizakhapatnam, India
Day 8

The blazing heat doesn't seem so bad anymore. My body has adjusted to the temperature (somewhat).

The odors don't seem as foreign anymore. My nose has grown accustomed to the smell (somewhat).

The food doesn't seem so spicy. My palate has adjusted to the diet (somewhat).

The sights don't seem as shocking anymore. My emotions have grown accustomed to the scene (somewhat).

And now it is my last day. Learned a lot being here. Seen and experienced crazy things. Fallen in love with the precious people here.

Still, SO READY to head home!

Don't get me wrong; I love India.

But sleeping on the cement floor of a rooftop, in a cloud of thirsty mosquitos, waking with the morning sun, having a sunburn by 6:15am, having the same meal breakfast/lunch/dinner (curry-soaked rice with meat/fat-chunk/hair-still-stuck-to-it bits), rummaging through a suitcase full of rancid garments with no hope of a washing machine, not showering and only having an occasional bucket sponge bath...wanting to help so many people but being able to do nearly nothing...wanting to share God's love with so many people but not having a translator or the means to do so anywhere...teetering on the brink of dysentery and dehydration...

I'm ready to go HOME!

Ooooooo Hoooome Sweet HOOOOOME! Hot showers! Privacy! Air Conditioning! Toilets I can sit on! All manner of FOOD! Subway, Pizza Hut, Ponderosa! Solid bowel movements! Downy fresh garments! Family! Fat people!

Still, something tells me I'll miss it here once I'm gone. But maybe not. :O Does that make me a bad young missionary? Or, just honest?

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Thursday, June 09, 2011

INDIA: The Crusade


Vizakhapatnum, India: DAY 6

March 26, 2000


Today, we participated in the largest outdoor gathering I've ever seen. Thousands & thousands of Indians arrived, swarming around hastily erected lights and speakers that reached back the length of a football field or two.

We arrived after dark, and the heat was far more bearable. A breeze even blew through the crowded field. Refreshing!

On the platform, 50 little Indians in suits and mustaches buzzed around, setting up chairs, while five or six others "tested" the microphones.

Thousands of people stuck their fingers in their ears as the large sound system cracked, distorted, and whistled. Funny how even big ministries sometimes don't grasp the principles of feedback.

The meeting started with an abnormally lengthy but passionate prayer in Telegu, the local dialect, lasting 8 or 9 minutes. The preacher's eyes were squinted shut so tight, and his fist pumped in every direction as he made his petition.

Finally, the music started with a really cool drum beat. I'd never heard drums like that before. They made noises and tones that slid up and down the musical scale. The drums appeared to have typical drum skin on top, with rubber circles in the middle. A beat on the drum, followed by a slide of the palm's heal on the rubber, makes a sound I just love!

In fact, I think I smiled through the entire music, forgiving the shrill singing for the sheer pleasure of hearing those crazy cool drums with their cartoonish tones.

The field smelled like dust & diesel exhaust from the large generator behind the platform. The thousands of Indians, some who had walked for a couple days to be here, stood or sat patiently through the service.

After the very loud praying, very loud music, and very loud preaching, a call to respond was given.

"Jesus as your God, and Jesus as your only God!"

Indians have over 3 million gods, and many will accept Jesus as simply one among many. However, the preacher made it clear that night that all other gods were false, powerless creations of men.

"With one batch of cement, you form a god that you worship, and lay a sidewalk you walk on! With the same piece of wood, you carve an idol to whom you pray, and throw the other half in the fire for fuel! See, we have been deceived -- we worship creation rather than the Creator, but the Creator is merciful and waiting for you to recognize Him. His name is Jesus, and only He can hear you; only He can save you; and He wants to tonight!" the Preacher pleaded.

Across the field, weeping broke out. I saw several men prostrate on the ground, clenching the orange dust with their fists, tears pooling below their heads.

"Jesus, Creator, Savior," our translator said they were crying.

Indian women sat by the hundreds, tearful eyes closed and heads tilted sideways, silently mouthing prayers, hands lifted high.

I've never seen anything like it. It was a holy moment.

There was an occasional scream and some excitement in various corners of the field; I wasn't quite sure what was happening. Later this evening, some pastors explained a man regained vision in his eyes, and one who was lame since birth with a muscle-less leg gained pounds of new muscle as the leg "inflated like a balloon".

Miracles like that are like UFO sightings - not saying I don't believe in them-- it's just I never see them for myself. Maybe one of these days!

Indian ministers made their way through the crowd, collecting information to follow up and plant churches near new converts.

We were asked to pray God's blessings over people, and did so gladly. In spite of their abject poverty, as I laid my hands on their tiny heads & silky black hair, I like I was blessing royalty. And I suppose I was -- new brothers and sisters, children of the King.

I was humbled, honored, and felt utterly unworthy. But then I felt something like electricity, the power of God, the blessing from above, flowing through me into these precious people! What a rush!

As my friends and I laid hands on them, some smiled almost bigger than their cheeks would allow, some jumped high like pogo sticks, some grabbed our hands and fell forward, overwhelmed. Some simply stood in what looked like perfect peace, saying, "thank you, thank you Jesus, thank you." The elderly leaned into me, some so bony all I could feel was skeleton, and hugged me. It went on and on. Some who I think were sick grabbed my hands and put them on the afflicted parts of their bodies -- they were not shy! They (the entire crowd) were thankful, grateful, brimming with new life.

A small pile of trinkets, idols, and fetishes grew towards the rear of the field. These cheap god-immitations formed quite a mound, and I noticed before too long, it was on fire. As the crowd began to dissipate back into the night, returning to their villages, many tossed these small necklaces and pocket idols into the fire as they walked past. Afterwards, each person breathed a sigh of relief -- as though they were releasing a weight they'd been carrying a long time.

All in all, it was a great night. Could this be a little what it was like after Jesus preached to multitudes? If this is just a glimpse of what missions could be, I could get used to it. Change some things, sure. But tonight, I feel so alive and want to do it all again... maybe not so loud next time.

God, bless those church planters, and bless India!

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Friday, June 03, 2011

INDIA: Dark Miracle Tricks

(but really, not so dark, and not so miraculous)

Vizakhapatnum, India: DAY 5

March 25, 2000

The past few days have been a whirlwind of activity. Every day we've been to a new village farther into the interior.

In most places the kids come to us and touch our skin, and play with our hair, because we are the first white people they've seen.

We're going strong 1950's mission-style: A semi-portable electric sound system, complete with huge electric batteries, that weighs a ton. It's hilarious watching the middle-aged guys who think it's so important lug it around. With their brown braided belts, tucked-in polo shirts, and mismatched neckerchiefs (soiled bandanas), they look the part banging the huge system against their legs and guts all the way to every makeshift stage. If it were necessary, that would be one thing. But the crowds are seldom more than 200 people, negating the need for an amplified microphone. Guess it's a lot like some churches in the States in that respect: sound system set up for a group of 25. Odd. But if it makes the preachers feel better, it's all goooood.

Yesterday we came upon a village center, buzzing full of wide-eyed Indians. A makeshift tent with booths underneath was set up. Stark white sheets lined the ground, and every patch held two or three brown men, also clothed in white clothes. Some had beards, some had had no hair, some had their jet black hair died frizzy red. And people were crowded around by the dozens.

Our driver told us through an interpreter that it was "holy week" in that village, and all the local holy men had arrived to sell blessings, offer good fortunes, and perform various "impossible" feats.

The more superstitious on our team immediately began a torrent of praying in tongues, apparently convinced that was the only way to prevent a demon from entering them. It was annoying because then the rest of us couldn't speak to each other or hardly even think. When a few people get into a prayer frenzy such as that (which, from my understanding, would be far more appropriate in their personal prayer closet), it seems like others can't help but join in the mass hysteria themselves, piping in, too. Somehow, it just doesn't sit well with me when believers chit-chat back and forth with each other in tongues, and I wonder why none of the leaders have brought loving correction. Every once in a while, I feel myself not so much a charismatic, if this is what it means to be a charismatic.

Thankfully, (or not thankfully) one of the girls on our team got hit with a sudden need to use a toilet. RIGHT THEN. So we stopped and were able to walk around. I was the first off the bus, camera out & ready.

As I meandered a little farther than what I was supposed to, I saw:

- Several (very typical in this area, I've seen) swami-looking guys with baskets with, yes, cobras inside of them.

- Gurus sat contorting their bodies until they looked like backwards Ken dolls with their legs wrapped around the back of their heads.

- One man with a shaved head, no eyebrows, and a long white beard pounded nails through his ears and shoved curved spikes through his cheeks. There was barely any blood. He had a crowd.

- A very fat Indian (a rarity here) was taking food offered by eager villagers, blessing it and taking a small portions for himself. He "blessed" the food this by patting his head and bare belly with the it. It made me feel icky.

-A younger guy, very skinny, had strings and a bucket attached to hooks pierced through his lips. In the bucket there was a little water and a lot of eels or long fish. His lips were stretched LONG, and no, he didn't look happy. Every time he blew a kiss at the bucket, one of the black, long fishes would pop straight out of the water and "kiss" his stretched out lips. Then, he'd spit out what looked like a baby black fish into the water. That made me feel ickier.

- The only woman there, a rotund Buddha-esque looking woman with an abnormally large red dot dark dot on her forehead, was shrieking like a banshee. In between shrieks, she frowned, collected vegetables from people with various deformities standing in line. Then she shrieked again and....GOBBLED UP THE RAW VEGETABLES....PRACTICALLY INHALING THEM....THEN BURPED THEM UP IN what looked like DEEP FRIED NUGGETS into small brass pots. I immediately gagged, and everyone around me including the Indians were gagging, too, some even spitting into the dusty earth to alleviate their nausea. I nearly lost it when she sprinkled some yellow powder into the pots, and offered a pot to whoever left the appropriate fee in a larger brass pot. Gosh darn it, I don't know what they did with the pots (and the contents) they hurriedly scampered away with. This made me feel ickiest of all.

Well, we didn't get to do any ministry there since our time was so short, but I wish we could have a prayer booth or something set up there next time. People would listen! Next time, I'll ask that we get in on opportunities like that.

I certainly appreciated this glimpse into the culture. Something I'll never forget. Wacky. Wild. India.